将“English jokes”翻译成中文

when a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. the conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "wake up, sir!

i wasn't asleep," the man answered.

not asleep? but you had your eyes closed."

i know. i just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

我没有睡着。

当一群妇女上车时，车上的所有座位都坐满了。 售票员注意到一个男人似乎睡着了，他担心他会坐得太久，于是用胳膊肘轻轻碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！ ”

我没有睡着。 “那个人。

没睡着？ 但是你的眼睛是闭着的，不是吗？ ”

我知道我只是不想看到一位女士在拥挤的汽车里站在我旁边。 ”

今天我要给你讲个笑话，你不笑，我就打你一个青鼻子肿的脸。

today, i'll be bringing you all a bit of a laugh. if you don't laugh at my joke, i might decide to plant my fist on your face.

so yes, here it goes.

韩国人问上帝，他们什么时候能赢得世界杯？ 上帝说，50年后。 于是韩国人心满意足地离开了，泪流满面。

koreans asked god, "when will we win the world cup?"

god replied "after 50 years".

so the koreans left happily, and excited with tears on their faces.

日本人问上帝，他们什么时候能赢得世界杯？ 上帝说，100年后。 所以日本人心烦意乱，眼里含着泪水离开了。

japanese asked god, "when will we win the world cup?"

god replied "after 100 years".

so feeling somewhat unfair, the japanese left with tears on their faces.

中国人去问上帝，他们什么时候能赢得世界杯？ 上帝说不出话来，泪流满面地走了。

but when the chinese went to ask god, "when will we win the world cup"...god couldn't answer, and left with tears on his face.

上帝想了一会儿，说你今生可以看到它。

god thought to himself for a while, and then said "you will see it in your lifetime".